Contact & Ordering Info

Email us!

Miranda our Customer Happiness guru at 

(Miranda works part time so isn't always there but please be patient we'll get back to you as soon as possible)


RETURNS: We offer returns within 14 days of your item being delivered. You do not need to notify us when sending an item back, but please do get proof of postage! We do not pay return delivery, so simply pop it in the post to us at this address and we'll refund you within 3 days of receiving your package. 

RETURNS ADDRESS: Selfish Mother, Red Cross Hall, High Street, Bruton, Somerset, BA10 0AJ - we no longer offer 

We no longer offer exchanges, so if you want a different item please order it via the website and return your original for a refund. 

Slow Fashion ordering info: 

We want to let you know that we now do things a little bit differently. Not only are we now donating to charity again with every item we sell... but we are proud to be a Slow Fashion business, we are reducing stock wastage by producing only what our customers need.

Our stock flow is ever-changing: if your item is in stock we will send it to you straight away - we deliver from our Somerset HQ twice a week (not every day!)... but if your item is not in stock, we'll pre-order it where it will be screenprinted in London especially for you and delivered in 3-4 weeks. As usual, we will notify you as soon as your order is shipped by tracked Royal Mail!

Please note: If you need a sweatshirt super speedily eg: for a birthday, please email us at and we'll find an alernative style that we have in stock in the required size. Or if you simply want to know when your item will be delivered, please email us also.